MEET THE NETT SOLUTIONS TEAM
Our Team of Consultants is an eclectic cornucopia of marketers — mothers and fathers, husbands and wives, college grads and MBA’s, surfers, church-goers, athletes, comedians (and some who think they are comedians) and musicians. Our common bond is that we like to help people succeed.
Click the images below to get to know each of us a little better. We’re all so good looking that we decided not to use head-shots. It would be unfair to our competitors. Seriously, you’d fall in love with us at first sight. We’d get sued for monopolizing the industry.
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Abigail C.
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First, I love street art—there’s something so provocative about its impermanence and solidarity. Second, I love the street artist, Banksy—here he is depicting two grannies sewing really hardcore sweaters lol. And finally, I absolutely love contradictions—they make life completely interesting!People say I look like
I’m still in high school.When I call in “sick,” I’m really
dreaming about what kinds of foods to eat once I have my appetite back.I finally
went bungee jumping!!I will
backpack in Southeast Asia.Favorite joke
“I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.” (Will Ferrell’s fake tweets)Favorite pickup line
“you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line”Favorite Movie
Amelie, Little Miss Sunshine, and LOTR.My parents always nag me about
slouching.Favorite Quote
“All their life in this world and all their adventures in Narnia had only been the cover and the title page: now at last they were beginning Chapter One of the Great Story which no one on earth has read: which goes on forever: in which every chapter is better than the one before.” (C.S. Lewis, “The Last Battle”) -
Alana L.
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South Coast Plaza on the horse ranch – a perfect combination!People say I look like
A pretty version of my brother.When I call in “sick,” I’m really
Shopping at South Coast Plaza, snowboarding, or at the beach with my husband and dog.I finally
Have a dog, and I will never not have a dog again!I will
Own a horse ranch in Colorado.Favorite joke
A man told his friend: “My wife only has two complaints: nothing to wear and not enough closet space.”Favorite pickup line
In my personal experience, the best pick up line is the one not said.Favorite Movie
Caddyshack (comedy), The Count of Monte Cristo (drama), North Shore (cult classic).My parents always nag me about
There is not enough room on this website to list everything my Mom nags me about. The list is infinite and growing daily!Favorite Quote
“How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to be someone.” – Coco Chanel -
Bekah B.
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I love the ocean, sunsets, and riding waves. It represents freedom, a challenge and fun!People say I look like
My boss says January Jones, but I think there was vodka in his water bottle.When I call in “sick,” I’m really
On a road trip to some random faraway place or an unknown adventureI finally
know how to snowboardI will
never sky dive. Surprised you all, huh?Favorite joke
This blonde wife decides that she is going to paint the house while her husband is at work. The next day she grabs a brush and starts painting. Her husband gets back from work that evening and finds his wife lying on the living room floor in a pool of sweat, wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat. He asks her if she is okay and why she has a fur coat on over her ski jacket. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said…”FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.”Favorite pickup line
“I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.”Favorite Movie
This is not a movie - it is better than a movie - Game of Thrones.My parents always nag me about
Why I had to move so far awayFavorite Quote
“Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the decision that something is more important than fear”. -Ambrose Redmoon -
Brandon C.
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My escape.People say I look like
Jesse MetCalfe.When I call in “sick,” I’m really
just golfing.I finally
learned how to play spades.I will
go to Bologna in the next 5 years.Favorite joke
What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you? Nacho cheese.Favorite pickup line
Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.Favorite Movie
The Big LebowskiMy parents always nag me about
calling them more often.Favorite Quote
“The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running.” -
Carl H.
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My favorite way to relax.People say I look like
Batman.When I call in “sick,” I’m really
wine tasting.I finally
learned how to put kids toys together in a reasonable period of time.I will
get back to playing golf on a regular basis.Favorite joke
anything from Bobby Slayton.Favorite pickup line
I’m married. I forgot all of those.Favorite Movie
Godfather.My parents always nag me about
Making my bed – nothing changes.Favorite Quote
“A Champion is afraid of losing. Everyone else is afraid of winning….” -
David B.
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I’m a sax player and I can relate to Zoot’s cool “blueness”.People say I look like
Justin Beiber.When I call in “sick,” I’m really
sick.I finally
understand the secrets of the universe.I will
use the “The Force” if necessary.Favorite joke
Me trying to remember a joke.Favorite pickup line
“If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?”Favorite Movie
Faith Like Potatoes.My parents always nag me about
getting check-ups at the doctor.Favorite Quote
“There is no labor from which most people shrink as they do from that of sustained and consecutive thought; it is the hardest work in the world.” - Wallace D. Wattles -
Gary D.
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It is a dog.People say I look like
John Goodman.When I call in “sick,” I’m really
sick.I finally
have a wife and kid.I will
have achieved total consciousness on my death bed, so I got that going for me.Favorite joke
Knock Knock Q: Who’s there? A: Boo Q: Boo who? A: Why are you crying? (Ok that’s my daughter’s fave)Favorite pickup line
You’re rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body.Favorite Movie
Caddyshack (obviously).My parents always nag me about
cleaning my room.Favorite Quote
“A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.” -
Greg G.
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This is the course I played on my honeymoon and two subsequent family trips. I have some of the greatest memories from these trips. I work hard so that I can go back and create more memories.People say I look like
John TravoltaWhen I call in “sick,” I’m really
spending time with my daughter.I finally
enrolled to get my MBA.I will
one day compete in a triathlon.Favorite joke
A magician was driving down the road, then he turned into a drive way.Favorite pickup line
Happily married so don’t need them.Favorite Movie
Anything with Will Ferrell.My parents always nag me about
my wife and I giving them more grandkids.Favorite Quote
“I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.” - Michael Jordan -
Joe M.
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I’m referred to as the mad scientist around our office, always experimenting with new ideas, creating results and quite honestly a little bit crazy.People say I look like
Seth Myers and Casey AffleckWhen I call in “sick,” I’m really
at home spending quality time with my Labrador Rocky!I finally
realized how important nap time was as a kid.I will
eventually visit Catalina Island (I’m a California Native).Favorite joke
Taxes.Favorite pickup line
“Do you like bacon?”Favorite Movie
Dumb and Dumber, Super Troopers.My parents always nag me about
nothing, I’m the favorite.Favorite Quote
“The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.” – George Bernard Shaw -
Michael W.
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Call me. The story is too long to write here.People say I look like
The Jedi lovechild of Denzel Washington and Paul Walker.When I call in “sick,” I’m really
fishing San Clemente Island.I finally
acquired a taste for mustard.I will
learn a trick to remember people’s names.Favorite joke
What do my car keys and I have in common? We’re both “my keys”Favorite pickup line
If I had a soccer ball, would you kick it with me?Favorite Movie
Dumb & Dumber, Star Wars, Amistad, 300.My parents always nag me about
not calling them enough.Favorite Quote
“Don’t wish things were easier. Strive to be better. Don’t wish for fewer problems. Strive for more skill. Don’t wish for fewer challenges. Strive for more wisdom. Either modify your dreams or magnify your skills.” -
Sean M.
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Polar bears are symbols of strength and power. Although often pictured as playful animals, they’re world class hunters at heart. Stay strong like a Polar Bear & never go hungry.People say I look like
Mickey Rourke as the Ram in The Wrestler.When I call in “sick,” I’m really
sleeping.I finally
talked my wife into letting me go somewhere without her.I will
climb Mount Rainier.Favorite joke
“Did you know the Dallas Cowboys had a 12-5 season this year? 12 arrests and 5 convictions.”Favorite pickup line
Do you work for NASA? Because you’re outta this world.Favorite Movie
Wall StreetMy parents always nag me about
investing more in my future.Favorite Quote
“If you want to understand how a lion hunts don’t go to the zoo. Go to the jungle.” - Jim Stengel, CMO of P&G. -
Sy H.
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Seeing your business grow makes me happy!People say I look like
Jack Black.When I call in “sick,” I’m really
going to return your call right away.I finally
have my son in college.I will
strive to meet your business goals.Favorite joke
Why don’t aliens eat clowns? Cuz they taste funny.Favorite pickup line
Is your name Google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.Favorite Movie
It’s a Wonderful LifeMy parents always nag me about
coming over for dinner.Favorite Quote
“If you love what you do, it’s not called work.” -
Todd Z.
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Greatness with humility never goes out of style.People say I look like
that one guy on that one show about that thing, ya know?When I call in “sick,” I’m really
I’m really at an Angels game.I finally
can understand what my uncle from New York has been saying.I will
always appreciate seeing Boston live in concert with their original lead singer.Favorite joke
“What kind of shoes do Ninjas wear?” Sneakers.Favorite pickup line
I’d say “God bless you” but it looks like he already did.Favorite Movie
Die HardMy parents always nag me about
leaving the garage door open at night, but I live 12 miles away.Favorite Quote
“When you come to a fork in the road, take it” – Yogi Berra